30 Epic Dialogues of Angry Teachers Every Indian Student Must Have Heard

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In India, school days are probably the most amazing days of life. Sometimes even more amazing than the college days. That innocence and that friendship is something that leaves its footprints on your mind for the lifetime. One of the most memorable part of our schooldays is our teachers. Every teacher we had used to have its own unique personality and a set of unique dialogues upon what we laugh out loud as we grow old. So here are 30 of such dialogues almost every Indian teacher has told to their class and every student has listened at least once in their lifetime.

1 .“Silence. Machchi bazaar me baithe ho kya??”

2. “Jisko bhi padhai nai karni hai wo please class se bahar chale jaye”

3. “Agar padhna nahi hai to kum se kum apne mummy papa ki mehnat ki kamai to mat waste karo.”

4. “Baat khatam ho jaye to bata dena, me aage padhana chalu karungi”

5. “You, has kyu rahe ho? Joke chal raha hai yaha? Zara yaha aake hamein bhi batao hum bhi hase”

6. “Aapko kya lagta hai mujhe kuch pata nahi?” Sab pata hai aane do exams batati hu fir”

7. “Zyada oversmart mat bano mere sath.”

8. “Tumse pichhle wali batch isse 100 guna achchi thi.”

9. “Oy tum. Ha tum.. tumhe hi bola raha hoo, pichhe kya dekh rahe ho.”

10. “SILENCE!”

11. “Agar sab is period me shanti se padhte ho to next period free milega. Aapki marzi kya karna hai”

12. “Sidhe chalo, aise budho ki tarah kya chal rahe ho. Get out”

13. “Shhh…. Class thodi der chup raho please. Principal sir round pe hai”

14. “Tumhari bahen/bhai to bahut shant hai, tum kyun aise ho?”

15. “Bahar kya dekh rahe ho? Yaha dekho. Board yaha hai”

 

16. “Agli bar ye repeat hua na to sidha principal ke pas jaoge”

17. “Number do to zara apne parents ka? Abhi batata hu apka ladla kya padh raha hai”

18. “Book dikhao to apni, kya kar rahe the? Let me see”

19. “Kya isi liye tumhare mummy papa tumhe school bhejte hai?”

20. “Zor se bolo, subah nasta karke nahi aaye kya?”

21. “Khana bhul jate ho kabhi? Fir book kaise ghar pe chhut jati hai? Jao bahar abhi aati hoon”

22. “Bas bahut ho gaya, now I want pindrop silence”

23. “Kal se sabhi apne apne calculators layenge, koi kisi ko nahi dega. Mujhe pata chala kisi ne diya to uski khair nahi”

24. “Sabhi one by one staff room me jayenge aur apni apni copy le aayenge. Koi awaz nahi chahiye mujhe”

25. “Abhi likhne ka suj raha hai tumhe? Ab tak kya jhak mar rahe the?”

26. “Ab ki baar awaz ki na to ladkiyo ke beech me bitha dunga”

27. “Shhh… awaz nahi. Bell bhale baj gaya. Ye khatam na ho tab tak koi bahar nahi jayega.”

28. “Jao sab se pichhe wali bench pe jake khade ho jao, baki log bhi dekh paye zara nawab ko”

29. “Aankh yaha hai tumhari par dimag nahi hai samjhe? Dobara ye hua to chhodunga nahi.”

30. “Aise baat karte hai teacher se? Ma baap ne kuch sikhaya hai ya nahi?”

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