43 Hilarious Comments by Navjot Sidhu That’ll Make You Rofl & Scratch Your Head

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While IPL has become some people’s favorite summer time pass, it frustrates a lot of people too. Despite it’s cricket, the organizers often blend some other elements with it too. One such element is commentators who speak everything but cricket while the game is on.

Yes, spotted it right, we are talking about Navjot Singh Sidhu particularly. He’s truly a pathetic commentator for many true cricket lovers, but on the other side he’s the reason why many of us see the IPL matches. Here are some of Navjot Singh Sidhu’s funniest & mindless comments that will make you scratch your head. It’s purely for fun. Don’t blame us, we haven’t said them!

1.    “You can take Singh out of Punjab but you cannot take Punjab out of Singh.”

2.    “There are two things which are not in your control..The Weather and Your Wife.. you just wave the White Handkerchief and SURRENDER!!”

3.    “Optimist is the one who thinks Bullshit is a fertilizer.”

4.    “The only thing you get without effort is Dandruff.”

 

5.    “He is so innocent that if he is thrown in a sea of breasts, he will come out sucking his thumb”
–comment about Parthiv Patel

6.    “Ab De Villiers is a 360 degree player. He doesn’t bring bat to the stadium, he brings a compass.”

7.    “Ye to CHAKKO ka match hai!!” There was a moments pause, and then he tried to correct it with, “Ye to CHAKKO ka Sailaab hai!!” 😛
-India vs Australia, 7th ODI, Bangalore, 2013

8.    “Every thing coming out of cow is not milk my frd.”
-Sidhu on Rohan Gavaskar’s performance

9.    “Macchar chahe jitna bhi koshsih kar le, baaaz ki jitna oochai pe ni ud sakta.”
-When Mandeep was trying to hit like Devilliers 

10.   “If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers!”

11.   “That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!”
-When Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air

12.   “The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!”

13.   “Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!”

14.   “As you grow older you get better, unless you are a banana”

15.   “If you are trying to beat india in their home you are trying to get milk out of an ox”

16.   “Harbhajan could be a windmill with a single blade during a hurricane, when batting.”

17.   “The distance from earth to heaven is not a matter of altitude, it’s a matter of attitude”.

18.   “If my  aunty had moustache, I would call her uncle”
-When optimistic Rameez Raja hoped Ishant would ball a no ball to help Pakistan.

19.   “The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!”

20.   “You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.”

21.   “The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.”

22.   “India me aap Prime Minister ko ek baar katghare me khada kar sakte hain. Par Sachin Tendulkar par ungli nahi utha Sakte”

23.   “Toofani chakka, Sultani chakka aur Hindustan hakka bakka.”
– When Eoin Morgan hit a six of last ball to win the T20 against India

24.   “Situations don’t make your nerves steel or copper. They just show which metal they are made of.”

25.   “The cat with gloves catches no mice.”

26.   “Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his own buttocks with his two hands.”
– On Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, who gave a wrong decision

27.   “Batsman was so out of the crease that Dhoni first had tea, read newspaper then stumped him.”
– India vs Sri Lanka T20 Worldcup

28.   “Cooker and South Africa, both whistle in pressure .”

29.   “Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.”

After Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in a test match versus West Indies.

30.   “Daal bati churma, musibat me Rajasthan k surma.”
– During IPL 2015 eliminator match betweem RCB and RR

31.   “If Ajit Agarkar is an all-rounder, I’m Aishwarya Rai.”

32.   “Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!”

33.   “Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive and what they hide is very essential.” 

34.   “Wickets are like wives – you never know which way they will turn!” 

35.   “Gamblers are like toilets, broke one day and Flush the next.” 

36.   “The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a Hindi movie”

37.   “Indian team without Sachin is like giving kiss without a squeeze.”

38.   “Humility is like an underwear . You have to wear it but should not show it.”

39.   “Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.”

40.   “Ganguly moves so slowly on the field like jack of jack n jill who goes to fetch pail of runs for the opposition.”

41.   “He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! ”
– For Sri Lankan batsman Kaluwitharna, when he was wasting many balls

42.   “Yuvraj Singh to chakkon ke baadshah hai!!”

43.   “Which comes like an open book is Mallika Sherawat”

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